Growing up, my mom always said I had an evil eye. I never knew exactly what she was talking about until I saw it for myself. I think Jocelyn practices her look when she’s alone in her room so that she can bring it out and hit me over the head with her displeasure. The other morning she decided that she only wanted Daddy to pick her up out of the crib. He gave her a bottle and left her with me in the living room so that he could go take a shower. This did not go over well. First, there was screaming, then there was stomping, and lying face down on the floor. She stopped screaming and stood, facing the kitchen, and she gave me that look out of the corner of her eye.
I did this. I forced her Daddy out of the room and I was going to pay for it. Sipping my coffee, I ignored her and focused on the morning news. She slowly walked my direction, slowly, until she was right in front of me. I stared past her at the television. She turned away from me and once again glared at me out of the corner of her eye. Right there, two feet in front of me.
Last night Khary tried to distract Aja from her hunger by putting her on his chest. I was just finishing my dinner and was moments away from making her bottle. He cooed and oohed and ewed, getting a few price smiles. I walked over to get a kiss and she turned her head just the slightest. She arched her back and looked up at me. That look said it all. Get Me My Bottle Woman! It looked kind of like this:
Okay, so that’s obviously not my child. I got this picture off the internet. If I tried to capture the phenomenon that is one of my wonderful ladies giving me the look they would probably smile at me out of spite. It’s a good thing that I prefer them smiling.